THAT DAY

knikon angelie jumagdao — Sun, 16 May 2010 20:58:56 +0100

My heart was beating so fast as if i can feel it jumping into my throat.
That was the day! The day I was going to see my lost love,
the one who captured my innocent heart all these years.
It’s been two years but i can still feel the love, pain and remorse that lead my
lachrymal gland to work (hehe). He was my first love ( swerte nya kaya saken :))
and the one who turned my world into a carousel of rainbow (naks!).
"What I am going to do when i see him?" was the first thing i thought
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love Jinx

Deleita — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:10:53 +0100

Love is a drug that can easily be addicted

It fell so good when all is working

leave you wanting more....

it feels bad when its not working

making you sad...

Jokes on Men !!!

unkown — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:01:03 +0100

What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know... it Read More...

Marriage.!

unkown — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:49:20 +0100

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

They call our language the mother tongue because Read More...

Love Affair

Love stories — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:37:13 +0100

A couple has two beautiful daughters. They also want to have a son and so they decide to get a third child.

The wife gets pregnant and the baby is a little boy. The father is completely happy and drives to the hospital as quickly as possible in order to see his son.

When he sees the child, he becomes pale because he is the ugliest child that he ever saw. He says to his wife: "I can't be the father of this boy. Just look at our beautiful daughters. You defRead More...

Black humour

Maria — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:20:08 +0100

Clarence returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he only has 24 hours left to live. Given the prognosis, Clarence asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know now I only have 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, so they do it again.

Later, as the man gets inRead More...

10 Valentine slogans

Love stories — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 05:00:00 +0100

Funny Valentine Day slogans.

1. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

2. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

3. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

4. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

5. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spRead More...

Hillary Clinton-lovely faces

Anonymous — Sat, 10 May 2008 23:00:00 +0100

Lovely faces of Hillary Clinton.

Positive proof of Global warming

Ramon Juarez — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:00:00 +0100

Positive proof of Global warming

Women Superiority

Jennifer — Fri, 02 May 2008 23:00:00 +0100

Women Superiority
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
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What a men want

Lover — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:00:00 +0100

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.
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Love joke: Love after years

Lover — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 +0100

My favorite love joke:

Love after years....

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,"What did you steal?"

She replied: "A can of peaches".

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

Blog entries posted in Love jokes

THAT DAY

love Jinx

Jokes on Men !!!

Marriage.!

Love Affair

Black humour

10 Valentine slogans

Hillary Clinton-lovely faces

Positive proof of Global warming

Women Superiority

What a men want

Love joke: Love after years