Black humour
Wednesday, 16 September 2009 11:20 Last Updated on Wednesday, 16 September 2009 07:03
Clarence returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he only has 24 hours left to live. Given the prognosis, Clarence asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know now I only have 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, so they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that now he has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course dear" and they make love for the third time.
After, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Clarence, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to just 4 more hours. He gently rouses his wife and asks, "Honey, I have only 4 more hours to live, do you think we could.....?"
At this point his wife sits up and says, "Clarence! I have to get up in the morning... YOU DON'T!"
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. i love to read
Clever though